You know guys this V day blog fever is getting out of hand,as the deadline draws nearer Our man Quasi is going nuts trying to think up of mushy ,lovey dovey write ups and the amount of stationary he has wasted is enough to get the green brigade up in arms(I can hear the hateful buzz of saws decimating a tropical forest right now).
A couple of days ago he started of about a long lost love and got badly stuck when he came to the part where the girls Dad chased him all over the campus,I think the memory trigerred some exteremly vivid remembrances of his moms wallops.
Then he decided to write about the girls he fell in love with in college..that was quite interesting till the time he got stuck between two of them in the coffee shop..he tried very hard to explain as to how a guy could be passionately in love with two babes at the same time..but they didnt buy it..they till today are best friends..so no luck there too!!
Then came the one about the girl next door till the time he realised that she is a sulekhaite and could end upreading his blogs and he decided that discretion is the better part of valour.After all anonymity is limited when you keep forwarding your write ups to friends!!
The proverbial last straw that broke the camels back was when he went for a run in the morning and crossed this nubile nymphet ,all of 18 something ,lenthened his stride for a full 200 meters ,when she finally got tired and effortlessly powered ahead.. looked back and said..nice try Uncle..and zoomed off..oh the poor guy was crushed..
but yeah as we trooping out she passed by and said happy V Day..va va voom..
Alas, he is still trying to structure the entry so that the "Uncle" part goes away ,but I have a feeling that he is facing a very solid mental block there.
Hello..whats he upto now..darn it he's looking at Mother T"s poster..so here we go again..
Btw I am his dog.. you know I think he should have just written about me!! waal some other time..Is there a D day too? Say Mr editor how about this for a competition theme?!!
Ciao
Happy V Day
Quasi Dog

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