Bling !! youve got mail; bling ,bling ,bling ..youve got lots of mail!! Pushing aside Mustard ,my...
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Bling !! you've got mail; bling ,bling ,bling ..you've got lots of mail!! Pushing aside Mustard ,my dog,I meandered to my desk and logged on..OMG..messages ..lots of them ..and all from the hottest Hunk on Sulsdom..PBS himself!!
Wow,10 mails from the hottest Hunk of the kingdom ..must be something important ..desperately clicking the mouse ,I waited in endless frustration for the darned thing to open .. The message was crystal clear,crisp and unequivocal .. get your backside off the chair and contact me on ************* pronto for a chance of a lifetime!!
Chance of a lifetime!! Visions of being surrounded by a bevy of beauties popped up with startling suddeness..unleashing a smorgasbord of excitement in my mid life crisis driven existance..after all ..what else could it be..for this guy was the Man..the hunk himself ..it had to be gals ,gals and gals.Suddenly feeling years younger than my greying tresses gave me a right to feel..I felt myself floating beyond the sheepish disdain I felt for myself ,when handsome young fillies would pass by tiitering "Hello Uncle".
Dumping everything into the pending tray ,I made some trite excuse and set out of the remote locale ..to get in touch with the master himself.A good three hours and a wretched journey later,I finally got to a place where the mobile worked..whipping out my rickety Nokia..I feverishly punched in the number..
scarcely a ring later I heard this fine deep vioce ."Hello"
" Oh hi,,this is me ..Quasi.."
"Stop..No names..Ok look around ..is there anybody around .quickly .."
So I scanned the area and replied "well there is a dog ,two crows and three goats.."
"Move away..trust no one .."
strange..but I obeyed ,with alarcity ..I may add!!
"Yeah..I'm alone"
"OK ..I assume you have precious little to do , otherwise you would'nt have been here in the first place..Now ..I want you to meet me outside the Vasant Vihar Pizza Hut two days from now ..at one oh oh oh oh hours ..that btw means 10 in the morning"
"What !!",I yelped.."How can I do that..my boss'll kill me!!"
"Listen Q..chances of lifetime don't happen everyday.. now ,even you must be aware that on Suls there is a huge poulation of Indians,POIO and FOII"
"Whats POII and FOII " ,I asked.. feeling rather dumb.
"People of Indian Origin and Firangs of Indian Inclinations", he replied
"Ok gotcha!!"
"Anyway I have been contacted by 'M"!" He said with a sense of some importance
"Now who is M" ,I bleated ..this conversation was becoming curiouser by the minute.
" Q,use your nut ..don't you know your Bond.. His Boss OK!!"
"AAH..the dame something or the other",I replied
"Precisely,your grasp of literary matters is brilliant (I think he meant something else ! ), anyway, now you would'nt have come across her on Suls.com as she logs on via a trojan trapdoor version of Ajax.. that before you ask me is a software programme that allows her to visit the site without a user name!!"
I was hooked ,line ,sinker and the worm that wiggles..this was getting to be hot stuff
"Anyway she is actually a POIO,and,she has asked me to join her team ..to fight against terror on the net..our mission to eliminate all toxic blogs from all sites in the world..and BTW , I'll be getting the Dubble Oh status too!!"
"cool man..but why you ..I mean there are a lot of guys here on Suls..DW,PF,NL,KJi to just name a few..what gives..!!"
He replied modestly" I guess it is a combination of intellect,humour,sex appeal and the fact that I share my initials with Pierce Brosnan..you see .she kinda has hots for him still!!"
"well what have you called me for",I asked
"Q, you are a nice guy(why is it that everyone who is about to slip you a pill calls you a nice guy!),now you have read the various couch posts ..and you can see that there are these guys who are continuously trying to butt in..and I really could do without that attention..sabe!!"
"Ok ,but I don't see where I fit in!"
"You know you really must brush up your Fleming.. what was the name of the guy who used to dish out those technical toys ,which flipped the reservations and a lot more from the iciest of Ice Maidens .. buddy..Q my friend"
"Really PBS..I'm immensely honored ,but I don't know how I can do it ..I mean I'm a non PCM schooling guy"
"C'mon Q,on Suls..We Have A Dream..heard that before..maybe not in the same context.. It is virtual..you can be what you want to be or in this case what I want you to be..simple!!"
"But", I whined," what is in it for me..you get the guns,the glory and of course the gals ..what do I get..and now even Money Penny is no more."
" Hey ,who gets to design the escape pods in which I shall escape from cat stroking blombergs,alongwith a beauty ..you,of course,..now you would have to test in real life ..ain't it"
That was enough for me,so I joined the bandwagon.Can't tell you about what happened with Her Majesty's Representative.. thats for PBS..
But I'm having a gr8 time ,designing a probe for identifying the real emotions of bloggers while posting comments.. yes Sirreee.. I have even given it a name NPX ver 1.o.o, thats Nefarious Porpoise Xperimental for the uninitiated( with due apoligies to Goscinny and Uderzo)
( disclaimer: all that is written here is phiction ,and all queries be directed to our recruitment centre at Chennai c\o PBS )
{double disclaimer: Wouldn't have written this ,if it had not been for the last line pn PBS 's post..so any litigations too may be directed to our head office in Chennai}
Q
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so Q two more quotes for u (not linked with this blog but none-the-less..)
warm regards
~harsh
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dear CB,
loved M Scott Pecks..I subscribe to the adage of living on the edge ..for that is when you are not existing within your comfort zone..it is only when you leap ..that you really start living!!
Love your quotes
Q
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Dear Q
so some bonus quotes for u:
The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers. -M. Scott Peck
and
~CB
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DEAR CB,
at times kraziness is all that you need...I have a feeling that brother Ludwig was going the tongue in the cheek route :)))))))))
thanks
Q
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Q
well this entry of yours qualifies for the Krazzy kiya re.. award!
Thanks anyway...
~CB
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reffy,
it was too good an opportunity for some whacky and whimsical (PJ type) humour to let go,
will keep you posted on product testing ..actually it will be Double Oh Pee who will do that becuz he's the MaaN!! YO ,
thanks
Q
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Dear DoUble OH ,
recieving you loud and clear...
the NPX VER 1.0.
still under testing will get back to you through the mitrochondrial hyper link !!!!
Q
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dear SE,
,
:))))
a very coincidental post this one
as for the femmes.. fatale or otherwise
thats Double Oh Peebees..pie
lil ole me ,
I just look and pine
"Life is a spectator sport .. sit back and enjoy it "
and no Kay was not censoring :)))
Q
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Quasi,
ROFL...NPX ver 1.o.o ...to know the real emotions...:)))) well once you get it functioning do declare the results...:)))
Good take...funny..
reffy
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Q, Careful with this guy d_w. He will try his best to get his hands on you know what. I do not want your original research product to catch his ogliing eye. He would have some nefarious plans. He has come around asking you to switch sides. See what I mean!
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